Author Archives: jimigranola

Why I Fucking Hate Segways

If you’ve been to any major city in the last five years you’ll only be too aware of a new blight taking over our streets and plazas. “Ah-ha!” You might say. “You’re talking about those street dance troupes.” And you’d … Continue reading

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Guest Blog: Madam Trieste’s 10 Rules For A One Night Stand

After writing my last post on the rules for a one night stand, I got chatting with a lady friend (just a friend) of mine who’s no stranger to a stranger-led bunk-up.  She wanted to give the single blokes out … Continue reading

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15 Rules For A One Night Stand

One night stands are by turns hot, embarrassing, thrilling, funny, rubbish and weird.  You can end up having glorious, pole-axing pornstar sex with a person way above your station.   Similarly, you can finish your evening gently mopping the tears of … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of Harry Styles, Aged 29 And A Half

26 August- 2023 Message from Cowell, saying he wanted to talk.  Sounded desperate. I didn’t call him back. Spent the afternoon on the internet buying goji berries. 27 August Spent the morning on the internet buying goji berries. E-mail from … Continue reading

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Nowhere: How I Discovered The Soul Of Europe’s Most Insane Festival

I’m hauling a French dude that looks like Obelisk up a mountain in the middle of the Spanish desert.  He is tripping big fat acid-balls, blubbing like a newborn and generally making a scene.  I don’t know now, but will … Continue reading

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Coke City: How Gak Is Taking Over East London

The last time I met my dealer he said East London is known as Coke City, and that he hated driving round there because there was so many police.  He lives over South London, so I asked him why he … Continue reading

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The Best Places To Get Laid In London On Valentine’s Day

There’s a number of ways to approach being single on Valentine’s Day.  One is to deny its relevance, moan about it being a marketing racket for Clinton’s and spout a patronising diatribe at anyone who is enough of a lemming … Continue reading

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