Tag Archives: Drugs

15 Rules For A One Night Stand

One night stands are by turns hot, embarrassing, thrilling, funny, rubbish and weird.  You can end up having glorious, pole-axing pornstar sex with a person way above your station.   Similarly, you can finish your evening gently mopping the tears of … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary Of Harry Styles, Aged 29 And A Half

26 August- 2023 Message from Cowell, saying he wanted to talk.  Sounded desperate. I didn’t call him back. Spent the afternoon on the internet buying goji berries. 27 August Spent the morning on the internet buying goji berries. E-mail from … Continue reading

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Nowhere: How I Discovered The Soul Of Europe’s Most Insane Festival

I’m hauling a French dude that looks like Obelisk up a mountain in the middle of the Spanish desert.  He is tripping big fat acid-balls, blubbing like a newborn and generally making a scene.  I don’t know now, but will … Continue reading

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Coke City: How Gak Is Taking Over East London

The last time I met my dealer he said East London is known as Coke City, and that he hated driving round there because there was so many police.  He lives over South London, so I asked him why he … Continue reading

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My Favourite Drug Dealers

I like drug dealers.  I also like drugs; obviously there’s a link between the two. I realise they only want me for my money, but my experiences with them over the last 7 or 8 years have been (almost) unanimously … Continue reading

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Harriett

I met Harriett outside the Jolly Butcher pub in Stoke Newington, I’d been drinking for 12 hours, the last of which had been spent seeing off a g of liberally chopped Hackney Bolivian with a guy called Nick who had … Continue reading

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